I was asked to help make a florist funny. “I’ll give it a go,” I said. Everyone rushed out to buy more flowers.
Jurassic Park is basically a film about an under-staffed IT department.
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) February 18, 2012
Some owls can turn their heads 360 degrees. Others use a bayonet fitting. Always check the fitting & wattage when replacing your owl's head.
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) October 19, 2015
When you're asked what your weaknesses are at a job interview, look lovingly into their eyes, place your hands on theirs and say: "You".
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) September 27, 2012
What Games of Thrones character are you? pic.twitter.com/UoFigcSnao
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) April 25, 2013